One of those lines that just stick out at you.
It can be heard in this 2013 Cartoon Hangover lineup trailer.

This reminded me of what it’s like when a beautiful woman turns your way, and looks, or smiles, and suddenly the whole world has changed its light.
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God DAMN it, robot! We flesh-creatures need to keep SOME jobs for ourselves.
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The images are coming from… inside my head!
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Tumblr truth, yo.
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I sometimes write at a strip club, and SOOO many strippers do this “ass slap” move. It’s a total cliche. That said, it perks my interest… every… single… time.
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More stuff I think is funny as hell.
oh my god….
One of my absolute favorite KC Green strips.
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Because I find it romantic.
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I really like this comic strip. I sit around sometimes completely fascinated by the weird things that make me roaring hot, thinking, “Where the hell did that fetish come from?” I hope my friends are the same.
I wonder if soap just sits on the store shelves, hoping and praying to be picked up by the right person. Would be so sad to watch your soap buddies be carried off by the wrong ones.
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Vital importance.
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You know, it’s really okay, though. If you can’t have your heart broken, you can’t feel the glorious fury of the risk.
Not a sexy post at all. But I love this so very very much.
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