True romance.

True romance.

(via spaceghostzombie)

All the world changes when a woman opens her legs.

All the world changes when a woman opens her legs.

It’s going to be a long time before I’m not thinking of this every time I brush my teeth.
pornfunny:

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It’s going to be a long time before I’m not thinking of this every time I brush my teeth.

pornfunny:

http://pornfunny.tumblr.com

(via threespellingmistakes)

Nuff said.

A thorough examination of my inner thoughts.

A thorough examination of my inner thoughts.

(via cutevictim)

cartoonhangover:
One of those lines that just stick out at you.
It can be heard in this 2013 Cartoon Hangover lineup trailer.

cartoonhangover:


One of those lines that just stick out at you.

It can be heard in this 2013 Cartoon Hangover lineup trailer.

This reminded me of what it’s like when a beautiful woman turns your way, and looks, or smiles, and suddenly the whole world has changed its light.
sophiafosterdimino:

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This reminded me of what it’s like when a beautiful woman turns your way, and looks, or smiles, and suddenly the whole world has changed its light.

sophiafosterdimino:

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God DAMN it, robot! We flesh-creatures need to keep SOME jobs for ourselves.

God DAMN it, robot! We flesh-creatures need to keep SOME jobs for ourselves.

(via ambidextrously-erotic)

The images are coming from… inside my head!

The images are coming from… inside my head!

(via spaceghostzombie)

Tumblr truth, yo.

Tumblr truth, yo.

(via watchingyouwatchingporn)

Truth, you wound me so. 
marlomeekins:

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I sometimes write at a strip club, and SOOO many strippers do this “ass slap” move. It’s a total cliche. That said, it perks my interest… every… single… time.

I sometimes write at a strip club, and SOOO many strippers do this “ass slap” move. It’s a total cliche. That said, it perks my interest… every… single… time.

(via herdirtylittleheart)

More stuff I think is funny as hell. 
catbountry:

distress:

oh my god….

One of my absolute favorite KC Green strips.

More stuff I think is funny as hell.

catbountry:

distress:

oh my god….

One of my absolute favorite KC Green strips.

(via cael-lilikoi)

Because I find it romantic.

Because I find it romantic.

(via littlegirllostinbig-deactivated)

I believe I have a new pick-up line.

I believe I have a new pick-up line.