This is romantic to me. Also, freckles are the best thing ever. A woman with freckles is a superhero that saves my days.

This is romantic to me. Also, freckles are the best thing ever. A woman with freckles is a superhero that saves my days.

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I like her smile at how a penis has suddenly entered the fray.

I like her smile at how a penis has suddenly entered the fray.

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Now, that’s gangsta.

Now, that’s gangsta.

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Nature provides.

Nature provides.

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Headphones and gumballs, ladies! Sign up NOW!

Headphones and gumballs, ladies! Sign up NOW!

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This reminds of the time I accidentally caught my nipple ring in a folding door. It HURT. I can’t even consider the consequences of the above action. Makes for a really nice image, though.

This reminds of the time I accidentally caught my nipple ring in a folding door. It HURT. I can’t even consider the consequences of the above action. Makes for a really nice image, though.

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Every picture tells a story.

Every picture tells a story.

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This makes me think of pirate movies, and walking the plank.

This makes me think of pirate movies, and walking the plank.

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Those of you who do not like the penis (I think they are silly things, myself, akin to carnival attractions or animated cartoons) will please forgive me for this moment of crossed swords, but I’m celebrating my friend Erika returning to her Touch Wieners tumblr, which I find amusing. Be aware, though, that her blog is filled with many more of the ghastly beasts above.

Those of you who do not like the penis (I think they are silly things, myself, akin to carnival attractions or animated cartoons) will please forgive me for this moment of crossed swords, but I’m celebrating my friend Erika returning to her Touch Wieners tumblr, which I find amusing. Be aware, though, that her blog is filled with many more of the ghastly beasts above.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a million times more, because some people honestly don’t seem to understand: sex should always include a smile, some laughter, even an occasional guffaw.
Also… I know that penis was an integral part of the action at one point… but doesn’t it rather seem like it’s photo-bombing now?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it a million times more, because some people honestly don’t seem to understand: sex should always include a smile, some laughter, even an occasional guffaw.

Also… I know that penis was an integral part of the action at one point… but doesn’t it rather seem like it’s photo-bombing now?

(via art-or-porn)

Sure. We’ve all done this. I like to think that, just off camera, there’s a pretty woman sticking her boobs through the holes in a cardboard cut-out of Wonder Woman.

Sure. We’ve all done this. I like to think that, just off camera, there’s a pretty woman sticking her boobs through the holes in a cardboard cut-out of Wonder Woman.

Penis zen.

Penis zen.

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It’s like she’s actually weighing what might happen next.

It’s like she’s actually weighing what might happen next.

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I like how it appears as if she’s holding some sort of votive object, sending her prayers to some good-timing deity.

I like how it appears as if she’s holding some sort of votive object, sending her prayers to some good-timing deity.